Not Writer's Block

  Ack! I have writer's block. Well, I'm not really a writer, so I guess I just have nothing to say. This is causing me much stress. This blog means a lot to me and I want to contribute as much as possible. I've been racking my brain trying to come up with SOMETHING to say. I started a Top 5 list about all the things I'm afraid of...but it ends up I'm mostly terrified of flying objects (planes, bees, birds, etc). Honestly, thats just nuts and made me sound crazy. Then, I wrote a Top 5 list about the most awkward moments I'd ever had. That started with me finding a scary girl in my boyfriend's apartment and ended with the time I was mistaken for a drag queen. Perhaps that sounds entertaining...but I think I was reaching.
  Maybe, I could write about my experiences this week. Lets review. Hmmmm...well, I got soy sauce and toothpaste for free because of my coupon skills, started teaching my son about the solar system, finally decided Joan Rivers is just plain mean, and went on a double date for Valentine's Day. Woooo...exciting (she said with lots of sarcasm). I'll venture a guess and say that the date was the most exciting moment. We went to a Brazilian steak house. If you have yet to go, stop what you are doing and go. It is delightful. Basically, a bunch of men walk around with different types of fresh roasted meat (pork loin, filet mignon, lamb, chicken) and give you whatever you want. You can eat until you're sick. Yes, yes...this is the epitome of gluttony and if you're a vegetarian you probably hate me now...but honestly...its really fun! Oh sure, there's a salad bar. But, no one even bothers. We all had a great time.
  Well, thats it folks. I'm all out of ideas. I guess this means I'll have to do something drastic, so I have something to write about next time. Let me think. I could dye my hair purple?!

Wait...I already did that once!!

Okay, okay...maybe I could experiment with a new recipe. I like baking...how about I bake a pie.

Sad pie

Oh right...I already did that, too. It cooked a wee bit too long and ended up with a sad face. It reminded my aunt of Wilson from the movie "Cast Away". We didn't eat the pie...I felt guilty.

  Ok. I admit defeat. I can think of nothing else to do. So, I'll just hope something exciting happens in the next few days. That way...when you return...I'll have an amazing adventure to tell you about.

I DIDN'T MEAN THIS!!

Sorry, one of the things listed on my Top 5 Fears list was the apocalypse and its been on my mind. But, I was told by my best friend that its an irrational fear so lets not panic. Besides, if it did happen you can be darn sure I will not be blogging.
  On that positive note, have a great weekend folks!! Don't worry...I'm sure I'll be back next week with lots of silliness.